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Winners Don't Use Drugs T-Shirt

Winners Don't Use Drugs T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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This retro t-shirt brings back the unforgettable “Winners Don’t Use Drugs” screen seen in arcades across the 90s. Designed with a pixel-style crest and classic yellow text, it’s a nostalgia graphic tee for retro gamers, arcade fans, and anyone who grew up on CRT screens and quarter-eating cabinets.

You saw it every time you hit START. That quiet second before the action kicked in. This shirt captures that moment: the glow, the grain, the weird moral clarity of ‘90s gaming culture. It doesn’t explain itself. It just hits your memory like a high score you forgot you earned.

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Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️

  • Ridiculously soft — made from smooth, combed cotton that feels broken-in from day one. 
  • Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect for year-round wear, with enough structure to keep its shape.
  • True-to-size fit — modern cut that works for all genders. Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right.
  • Holds up wash after wash — no twisting seams or bacon-neck.

Fit & Sizing 📏

  • Unisex sizing: XS–5XL
  • If you like a looser fit, order one size up
  • Check our size guide for exact measurements

The Fine Print 🔍

  • Fabric content varies slightly by color (most are 100% cotton; heathers have a soft poly blend)
  • Sourced responsibly from ethical production partners
  • REACH certified and Fair Labor Accredited

All Orders Ship in 5-7 Days

Returns are Free & Easy

Care Instructions

How to Care for Your Tee

Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:

  • Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low—or better yet, hang it like it's 1995
  • No bleach, no ironing the print, no weird experimental laundry hacks

Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.

Size Guide

Find Your Fit

All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.

Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.

And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.

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Anonymous
Great shirt, reminds me of 90's arcade games

i remember seeing the Winners Don't Use Drugs emblem every time we would drop a quarter in the TMNT arcade game. I like this version better (and it's so comfy)