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Dead Beat Hoodie

Dead Beat Hoodie

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
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The Dead Beat Hoodie combines retro tech nostalgia with dark humor. The front features a minimalist gothic “dead beat” chest print, while the back reveals a full illustration of a skeletal figure wearing headphones and holding a Walkman, like a mixtape from the afterlife. It’s creepy, vintage, and perfectly Ages Ago: a love letter to burnout culture, old-school music players, and the feeling of being alive but running on empty.

Some days you’re the mixtape. Some days you’re the static between songs. Dead Beat is for the ones who stay up too late, press play anyway, and keep moving even when the batteries are low. It’s nostalgic, a little grim, but also kind of comforting... because at least the music still slaps. Wear it like a mood.

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Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️

  • Ridiculously soft — made from smooth, combed cotton that feels broken-in from day one. 
  • Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect for year-round wear, with enough structure to keep its shape.
  • True-to-size fit — modern cut that works for all genders. Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right.
  • Holds up wash after wash — no twisting seams or bacon-neck.

Fit & Sizing 📏

  • Unisex sizing: XS–5XL
  • If you like a looser fit, order one size up
  • Check our size guide for exact measurements

The Fine Print 🔍

  • Fabric content varies slightly by color (most are 100% cotton; heathers have a soft poly blend)
  • Sourced responsibly from ethical production partners
  • REACH certified and Fair Labor Accredited

All Orders Ship in 5-7 Days

Returns are Free & Easy

Care Instructions

How to Care for Your Tee

Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:

  • Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low—or better yet, hang it like it's 1995
  • No bleach, no ironing the print, no weird experimental laundry hacks

Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.

Size Guide

Find Your Fit

All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.

Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.

And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.

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