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This tee reimagines one of humankind’s biggest breakthroughs—with a retro twist. A silhouette of a caveman stares in awe not at flame, but at a cassette tape: the new fire. Equal parts absurd and iconic, this design is perfect for music nerds, mixtape makers, and old-school romantics who still believe a perfect tracklist can spark something primal.
Forget sparks and kindling.
You want heat? Drop Side A.
This shirt celebrates the dawn of an era when analog was king, and blank tapes were sacred. A joke, a relic, and a tribute to the moment we stopped grunting... and started grooving.
Because every generation has its fire. Yours just happened to come with liner notes.
Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️
Fit & Sizing 📏
The Fine Print 🔍
Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:
Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.
All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.
Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.
And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.
