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Dog Bytes Internet Cafe Hoodie

Dog Bytes Internet Cafe Hoodie

Regular price $45.00 USD
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Remember when internet cafés were the height of technology? The Dog Bytes Internet Cafe Hoodie brings back dial-up vibes, chunky monitors, and paying $2/hr to surf the web. Featuring a retro cartoon hound mascot, “Surf & Save” graphics, and the classic “Your first 15 minutes free!” tagline, this fictional café feels like it could’ve been in every strip mall in 1999. Cozy, nostalgic, and perfect for anyone raised on AOL, printer jams, and LAN parties.

Internet cafés were weirdly magical; half office supply store, half teenage chaos hub. You’d print homework, check your email, and accidentally download five toolbars. Dog Bytes never existed, but it feels like a place we all went. This hoodie is a postcard from the dial-up era: slightly dorky, deeply comforting, and proudly outdated in the best way.

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Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️

  • Ridiculously soft — made from smooth, combed cotton that feels broken-in from day one. 
  • Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect for year-round wear, with enough structure to keep its shape.
  • True-to-size fit — modern cut that works for all genders. Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right.
  • Holds up wash after wash — no twisting seams or bacon-neck.

Fit & Sizing 📏

  • Unisex sizing: XS–5XL
  • If you like a looser fit, order one size up
  • Check our size guide for exact measurements

The Fine Print 🔍

  • Fabric content varies slightly by color (most are 100% cotton; heathers have a soft poly blend)
  • Sourced responsibly from ethical production partners
  • REACH certified and Fair Labor Accredited

All Orders Ship in 5-7 Days

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Care Instructions

How to Care for Your Tee

Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:

  • Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low—or better yet, hang it like it's 1995
  • No bleach, no ironing the print, no weird experimental laundry hacks

Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.

Size Guide

Find Your Fit

All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.

Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.

And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.

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