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Step back into the 90s with this Dog Bytes Internet Café tee—a parody of vintage internet cafés where $2 an hour and a free first fifteen minutes felt like a deal. Featuring a cartoon hound mascot with floppy ears and a playful retro ad layout, this shirt is perfect for nostalgic tech lovers, dog fans, and anyone who remembers dial-up days and neon “Surf & Save” signs.
Before Wi-Fi took over, you’d pay in quarters just to check your Hotmail. Dog Bytes imagines that era with a grin. Mascots, clip-art bursts, and promises of printing and faxing at your fingertips... It’s kitschy, it’s clever, and it’s a reminder that the “information superhighway” once had toll booths and mascots. Wear it for laughs, wear it for nostalgia, or wear it because nothing says retro like a dog with a modem pun.
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Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:
Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.
All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.
Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.
And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.
