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  • Hey Laser Lips Hoodie Printify
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Hey Laser Lips Hoodie

Hey Laser Lips Hoodie

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
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This hoodie features the bold phrase “HEY LASER LIPS” in vibrant retro lettering, inspired by one of the most iconic robot one-liners of the 1980s. Clean front design with loud 80s energy makes it perfect for sci-fi fans, retro movie lovers, nostalgic nerds, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic robot humor. Great gift for 80s kids, VHS collectors, and vintage pop culture fans.

Back when robots had attitude and practical effects ruled, this line became legendary. It’s goofy, confident, and perfectly quotable, just like the era it came from. This hoodie captures that mix of sci-fi charm and snarky energy, throwing it back to late-night rentals, glitchy animatronics, and the kind of movies that didn’t take themselves too seriously. Wear it like you just came online with a personality upgrade.

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Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️

  • Ridiculously soft — made from smooth, combed cotton that feels broken-in from day one. 
  • Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect for year-round wear, with enough structure to keep its shape.
  • True-to-size fit — modern cut that works for all genders. Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right.
  • Holds up wash after wash — no twisting seams or bacon-neck.

Fit & Sizing 📏

  • Unisex sizing: XS–5XL
  • If you like a looser fit, order one size up
  • Check our size guide for exact measurements

The Fine Print 🔍

  • Fabric content varies slightly by color (most are 100% cotton; heathers have a soft poly blend)
  • Sourced responsibly from ethical production partners
  • REACH certified and Fair Labor Accredited

All Orders Ship in 5-7 Days

Returns are Free & Easy

Care Instructions

How to Care for Your Tee

Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:

  • Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low—or better yet, hang it like it's 1995
  • No bleach, no ironing the print, no weird experimental laundry hacks

Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.

Size Guide

Find Your Fit

All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.

Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.

And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.

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