All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.
Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.
And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.
Get yours now! Like dial-up, this one won't stick around forever 🔥
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Celebrate your place in glitch history with this “I Survived Y2K” nostalgia graphic tee—a must-have for 90s kids, tech-heads, and anyone who lived through the greatest non-event of the digital age. This funny vintage tee for men and women is the perfect nod to a time when we thought the world might end... and just rebooted instead. A cool retro shirt for anyone still haunted by startup sounds and CRT static.
We stockpiled water. We printed MapQuest directions. We stared down the apocalypse armed with nothing but optimism and a Compaq Presario. Y2K didn’t break us—it made us. Wear this like a badge for surviving the dumbest doomsday ever.
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun feels like your favorite vintage band tee—ultra smooth for those neon-bright prints
Shaped sides + taped shoulders mean it hangs just right - not a potato sack, not a sausage casing (wrote this while hungry)
WRAP-certified & Bluesign®-approved inks let you rock retro tech vibes without trashing the planet
If something’s wrong with your order, we’ll make it right — no returns needed.
If your item arrived damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, you’ve got 30 days from delivery to let us know. Shoot us a message with a photo and a quick description of the issue for a fee reprint or full refund— whichever makes you feel like your best analog self again.
Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:
Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.
All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.
Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.
And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.
