I'm Not Old, I'm a Classic Vinyl T-Shirt

Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️

• Ridiculously soft — made from smooth, combed cotton that feels broken-in from day one. 
• Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect for year-round wear, with enough structure to keep its shape.
• True-to-size fit — modern cut that works for all genders. Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right.
• Holds up wash after wash — no twisting seams or bacon-neck.

Fit & Sizing 📏

• Unisex sizing: XS–5XL
• If you like a looser fit, order one size up
• Check our size guide for exact measurements

The Fine Print 🔍

• Fabric content varies slightly by color (most are 100% cotton; heathers have a soft poly blend)
• Sourced responsibly from ethical production partners
• REACH certified and Fair Labor Accredited

How to Care for Your Tee

Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:

• Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low—or better yet, hang it like it's 1995
• No bleach, no ironing the print, no weird experimental laundry hacks

Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.

Find Your Fit

All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.

Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.

And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.