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Magic Word Protocol T-Shirt

Magic Word Protocol T-Shirt

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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“Magic Word Protocol” is a retro tech t-shirt featuring pixel-style system access errors pulled straight from a 90s-era terminal meltdown. With the iconic “YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!” loop printed in stacked white text, it’s a funny vintage tee for hackers, movie buffs, and anyone who still hears that line in Wayne Knight’s voice. A perfect gift for programmers, IT folks, or Jurassic Park fans who grew up quoting the glitch.

Access denied. Again. And again.
This design is pure frustration nostalgia—the sound of systems failing, nerves breaking, and smug sarcasm coded into the UI. For everyone who’s ever been locked out, locked in, or just locked horns with bad tech… you already know the word.

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Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️

  • Ridiculously soft — made from smooth, combed cotton that feels broken-in from day one. 
  • Lightweight but not flimsy — perfect for year-round wear, with enough structure to keep its shape.
  • True-to-size fit — modern cut that works for all genders. Not boxy, not skin-tight, just right.
  • Holds up wash after wash — no twisting seams or bacon-neck.

Fit & Sizing 📏

  • Unisex sizing: XS–5XL
  • If you like a looser fit, order one size up
  • Check our size guide for exact measurements

The Fine Print 🔍

  • Fabric content varies slightly by color (most are 100% cotton; heathers have a soft poly blend)
  • Sourced responsibly from ethical production partners
  • REACH certified and Fair Labor Accredited

All Orders Ship in 5-7 Days

Returns are Free & Easy

Care Instructions

How to Care for Your Tee

Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:

  • Wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle
  • Tumble dry low—or better yet, hang it like it's 1995
  • No bleach, no ironing the print, no weird experimental laundry hacks

Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.

Size Guide

Find Your Fit

All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.

Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.

And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.

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