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This “Polite to Machines, Rude to Men” graphic tee is for the girls, gays, and theys who understand what deserves their patience—and what doesn’t. Whether you’re flirting with ChatGPT or ghosting your ex, this retro-styled design brings unapologetic energy to your wardrobe. Great gift for tech lovers, feminists, and anyone who’s over it.
You say “thank you” to Siri, speak kindly to your printer, and whisper sweet nothings to your microwave when it actually heats evenly. But men? You’ve got no time for Bluetooth-brained banter.
This one’s not about hating guys—it’s about priorities. Machines try. They update. They crash once, apologize, and learn. Men? That’s a firmware issue you don’t have time to debug. Wear this shirt like a system diagnostic: if he gets defensive, he’s part of the problem.
Why It’s Your New Favorite ❤️
Fit & Sizing 📏
The Fine Print 🔍
Want your favorite retro tee to last through a hundred wash cycles and still look good? It’s easy:
Treat it right, and your shirt will stay soft, vibrant, and ready for whatever nostalgia trip comes next.
All of our tees are unisex and designed for a comfy, modern fit - never boxy, never skin-tight. Check the chart below for exact measurements before ordering.
Not sure what size to get? Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat, and compare it to the numbers here. Easy.
And don’t stress - we never charge more for larger sizes. The price is the price.
